i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
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I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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| Harald: | Cassandra saw the movie a couple weeks ago. I was so nervous, I couldn't breathe-- |
| Cassie: | You were so nervous you went to Norway to avoid me. |
| Harald: | Exactly. I was not even in the country, that's how nervous I was. I was on Easter holiday with my lovely family to Norway skiing. I could not be further away, and then I was like, "Oh, right now she's watching the movie. Oh god, oh god, oh god." And I was texting the assistant in the room - (to Cassie) you didn't know this. And I said, "Is she laughing? Yes, yes. What is she laughing at? [indistinct] How's she liking that? Yes, yes, she seems to like it. |
| Audience: | *laughs* |
| Harald: | And I was like, "oh my god she's actually into it." And then we got on the phone and it was just, great stuff. But one of the things that - you cut the movie and you've seen it a hundred times and I don't know how many times I've seen it now. And then that scene [little Clary with a younger Luke] that you referred to was actually dropped from the movie because of many things, but one of them is you don't want your movie to be too long. And then you said, "I was watching that scene over and-- |
| Cassie: | And I cried! I cried when I saw it. I was seeing Luke so much younger and like, it got me here *places hands over heart*. |
| Harald: | So that's back in the movie. |
Shadowhunters Unite: I’ve been using this site for 4 years.
If your parents ever walk into your room.
Open this link.
Then pretend to type.
Instant Essay!this is the best thing ever
I tried it and put The Mortal Instruments as the subject
I shit you not
| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
